October 21, 2013
The pig races at the Mangrove Mountain County Fair. Australian summer is here - the pig races are on, it’s hot as a bastard, the flies are out, everyone’s at the beach every afternoon. The backseat of the car is permanently sandy, the beach towels hang forever on the porch. The freezer’s filled with Icy Poles, every lawn on the block has turned brown, all the Cadbury blocks in the cupboard have melted, ankles covered in mozzie bites.

The pig races at the Mangrove Mountain County Fair. Australian summer is here - the pig races are on, it’s hot as a bastard, the flies are out, everyone’s at the beach every afternoon. The backseat of the car is permanently sandy, the beach towels hang forever on the porch. The freezer’s filled with Icy Poles, every lawn on the block has turned brown, all the Cadbury blocks in the cupboard have melted, ankles covered in mozzie bites.

  1. straight-ampersand-arrow said: So many ‘strayan truisms!
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